Pepperidge Farms remembers pretty Goddamn well what he said.

When you bundle.

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NATO should respond with , “Hey ya’ll, that’s a hell to the naw naw naw”.

Send him to Brunei already. And then boom, Bob’s yer uncle. No Mo Mi Lo.

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I heard Iberia said they’d watch him for a long weekend.

The boy ain’t even fit for T-ball.

Put them both in the next Waaaahmbulance heading east.

Ok umm, someone else can pay for it. 😬 Hang on. Wait a second, yep more satire. Not entirely unfounded & without merit. But yeah, satire. I guess.

Now this. Right here this type of commie ploy to help those at an economic disadvantage have access to the same robust resources they toil & are taxed upon. Aww hell naw. They need to suffer and pay more.

This is satire btw.

Kinda trying to low key not freak out. Which is the before and after?

Aaaaaannnndddd, this unfortunately is that 1/3 of 1/3 viewpoint I have been talking about in other circles.

Woke capitalism.

A useful idiot says what?

The subscription route?

& none of “em wanna see her nekkid.

You are much too kind.

Gonna get him a cabinet position if he gets caught again.

That’ll be the day. When that lot quit tryna’ do the wee ones. Nope, still no drag queens anywhere near the offense. In other news, water is wet & republicans are pedos. It’s almost Memorial Day Weekend in The USA. Are you ready for all the shopping deals & maybe firing up the grill to kick off the summer season? Well just remember one more thing you good people. May we not forget to ask the important question. How about those doggone Epstein Files? Aaaaaaand what side dish are you bringing to the potluck?

Ok, srsly for a moment only. May we may honor those that in good faith have served our country to honor and protect the values that once this revisionist history loving country stood for, a constant work in progress this 250 year old nation is. It ain’t perfect, has its ups and downs. Hopefully the ratio of people that give a F—k about s—t will increase. Ain’t holding my breath or anything. I may be naive, but at least I have some hope. When that’s gone, it’s over.