Shame he’s not stroking his beard. Because that is a choice beard-stroking moment.

Hurdy-gurdy.

Hooray for black cat rescues!

Ha-ha! The Stepfather.

It won’t be WW3 because Trump made a deal with Russia that they get to go swapsies in Ukraine.

Well now I can’t eat either slice.

That last one is actually true.

Voyager travels to a mysterious 1980s Wall Street - themed planet.

All those Pern books, wasted.

Malazan?

I’m pretty sure my furnace has a carbon monoxide leak. But I’m having a devil of a time trying to convince my housemates of it.

Document scanning!

There’s long and short versions.

“I died in thirty days!”

Jefferies has already said that he’s not going to push for an end to the war.

Now create an adversary capable of defeating Worf.

You got beans in that pot?

Very poorly timed announcement.

By the tiny gods… that photo is beyond bizarre.

“Really Cassa? Social media engagement? How droll.”