I dunno about that, I learnt about it from Fantasia

Judge used Blast!

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It’s not very effective…

Nah bro, you HAVE to go back, especially if they remember you and chuckle because you brightened their day in an otherwise dull job. If they remember you fondly then in the future if you’ve got a difficult but necessary request they’d be much more inclined to pull all the levers their job position allows them to help you out.

“Come on mate, you got this, just cat your way out of it”

“FuckShitFuckShitShitFuckFuck-Ah…I got it-WoahShitFuckFuckFuckAaahhh-OhI’mGonnaFallPleaseHelpHEEEELP Oh I can stand, now I’m fine, nothing to see here…”

Maybe just in the child’s room then, also you might want to ground that Faraday cage if they have anything that could be transmitting WiFi or Bluetooth or even is just a large screen.

Also it needs to be a fine mesh because for blocking 5GHz WiFi you want the hole size to be a 1/20 of the wavelength which comes out to >4mm.

Or an even cheaper solution would be to get one of those large “pet” cages and run a wire straight into the earth hole of a power socket.

I didn’t realise Olivia Coleman held an officer commission.

Mate your life sounds idyllic, if I were still on social media I’d watch the shit out of your life vlogs to live vicariously through yours and your wife’s so for a brief moment mine felt less mundane.

AI is definitely hallucinating because the only results I got were for 17 naked cowboys.

I do love a bit of nu-trek myself. I’ll have one of those and feed a quark bar to my little friend.

My recent mental health is the shit in this shitpost.

And don’t forget about Arc explosions; if the arc is powerful enough it could create a pressure wave which, aside from carrying nearby debris as lethal shrapnel, would be enough to kill you on its own by rupturing your organs.

So I happen to know that these data centers are being built so fast that the substation manufacturers can’t keep up with the orders for indoor substations and Google specifically has switched their choice to outdoor substations.

This means THEORETICALLY if you find some way to disperse fragments or powder of metal across the exposed conductors of outdoor substation components like circuit breakers, transformers, etc. you could cause anything from a shutdown for cleaning and maintenance to a full on arc fault that would cost them $100,000’s to low millions to replace.

I really want to see this as sort of a mash up of Flushed Away meets Ratatouille.

Make it a sort of Dickens-like moral about how the upper classes should help the working classes by not hoarding all the wealth and re-distribution comes without a significant loss as to affect the lifestyle of being pampered, going “hunting”, eating, and lounging around in the sun; like that which a cat enjoys.

Oi! How dare you accurately describe what I am doing this very second!

Yes to both of these please!

That would be Glutious Maximus, my good fwiend in Wome.

The stand up set he does after retiring from politics is gonna be wild!

I genuinely can’t wait for a fat cat to buy one of these, try and do the flip with him in the driver’s seat, it partially roll, end up careening sideways into the side of a building, and finishing with a lithium grilled pancaked executive 😙 👌

They did a demo of the new roadster model; they’ve strapped a suction fan and HPA thrusters to it so it can do 0 to 60mph in under a second, drive up walls, perform a running jump over a semi-truck without a ramp, spin and do a standing flip.

I was wondering why they’re announcing something for 2028 production.