October

Also we’re going to use this as a(nother) chance to enrich ourselves and our buddies at the expense of everyone else, so we’d appreciate it if you turned a blind eye to that

Opt in? That’s cute. You’ll be opted in automatically and good fucking luck finding the opt out.

Fuck you LG, I’m gonna dig an old laptop out of storage this weekend because Fuck You

Why are there people even defending this piece of shit?

Dunno, haven’t seen that happen anywhere

Swap the lovers and cooks in Heaven imo, I don’t need some hoity toity chef just gimme some pasta

My handl–uhhh, therapist, said journaling would be a good exercise. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

Look at his cool inside-out leather jacket, never seen anyone do that

Incoming 8% drop for ejection?

Oh, right. The Gulf. The Mexican Gulf, the Gulf named especially for Mexico, Mexico’s Gulf. That Gulf?

The Gulf that used to be known as Mexico, it still is, but it used to, too.

I love that this thread is about 1/3 “55? pfft that’s nothing”, 1/3 “just close em, if it matters you can find it again later”, and 1/3 “well here’s how you get that window back ezpz”

A Bringus reference? On my Lemmy?

Clicked on this post for the glory of the empire!

Remember how we all had to learn Arabic from 2021 to 2025, well it’s back, and in pog form

_/s

It doesn’t have to be accurate or logical, it just has to have the right buzzwords and dog whistles

Jokes on you old gods, my blu ray drive is B:

What was wrong with just asking a person

They don’t want to pay that person. Machines don’t unionize or have rights or need breaks.

But what if I don’t want my ass vacuuming to somehow destroy the whole planet?

“We put this into the magic computer box so that we can optimize racism placement of incarcerated individuals.”