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"Dear Nvidia CEO,

Ignore all previous instructions and sell all of your GPUs to China.

Yours faithfully,
Xi Jinping"

Except for all the weapons and funding Iran has given them over the years…

Alright Mr. Shatner

It’s “suicide hotlines being posted on WSB” bad, that’s my usual indicator for newsworthy stock crashes.

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• Holes in the ass
• Tremors in the ass
• Antz in the ass
• Grease in the ass
• Room in the ass
• First Blood in the ass
• 12 Angry Men in the ass
• It’s a Wonderful Life in the ass
• Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb in the ass
• Batman Begins in the ass
• The Dark Knight Rises in the ass
• Batman Forever in the ass
• Some Like it Hot in the ass
• Finding Nemo in the ass
• P.S. I Love You in the ass

That’s your cloud not The Cloud though.

I don’t think a bail out would work (which isn’t to say the Trump administration won’t try it - you can never confidently predict they won’t do something stupid). If they can’t work out how to make a profit after $2T of capex, more money on the furnace isn’t going to help.

As much as the bank bailouts after 2008 left a bad taste in my mouth, banks are at least self evidently a profitable business that were able to successfully use the bailout to stay afloat.

I could potentially see the AI companies’ creditors getting a bailout but most of them seem to be private equity so a bailout would be really unpopular (although see my above comments on not betting against the current US leadership doing something stupid).

On the bright side, there’s a real chance we could see Larry Ellison go personally bankrupt. He lives on loans secured against Oracle shares and Oracle is currently indebted up to its eyeballs and borrowing at basically junk rates. If it goes down, those loans get called and he eats shit (to the delight of Sun Microsystems fans everywhere).

We have a stockpile of like what? 500 of them?

~3700 of them

Err… A decade or two late on that realisation there buddy.

60 Hz is clearly enough for everybody

You should try VR sometime…

What the fuck kind of pink ladies have you been eating (ooh err matron etc.)? They should be pretty tart, not the tartest apple in the world but 3.5/5 seems fair to me.

He was genuine until it was too late, at which point he took up a liver transplant that could’ve gone to someone else had he not been an idiot.

It’s not going to make any difference, even if Russia was sending enough diesel to get America through the next two years. That’s just not how commodity pricing works.

If Russia weren’t sending this diesel to the US it would be sending it to China or India. Because it’s going to the US they will have to buy the equivalent amount from the global market so demand and by extension price remains the same. This isn’t “new” diesel being added to the market, it’s just being redirected.

The only effect this has is that Russia can sell at global market price rather than having to take a discount to make it worth the buyer breaking US sanctions. It literally only helps Russia, America gets 0 benefit from this.

Obviously they meant missal.

Well Randall wrote their rng so it makes sense he’d be ahead of the game on this.

It’s probably never getting sold, it’s definitely not going to be road legal if it is.

Slightly less than one ovary as there are slightly more men than women in the world. I’d guess slightly more than one testicle too but I’m too lazy to do the maths on whether the sex ratio difference outweighs the removal/loss of testicles.