Her name was Looty, called as such because she was looted from the Old Summer Palace (near Beijing) in 1860.

I invigilated an exam, for the glory of the empire!

Tokyo city like a big playground

https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/

Too late anyway. I’ve started distrohopping again.

Ah, for fuck’s sake… Anyone know how to switch to a different init system on openSUSE? /srs

He would have been in his early 30s at this point, but if this tape I found online is anything to go by, he just looked like some dude.

OpenRC and sysvinit are probably the best options out there, and dinit looks promising. Personally, though, I like s6.

That’s part of the reason we’re making Chuck Norris jokes instead of sympathising one iota. May as well have some fun.

Chuck Norris doesn’t suffer medical emergencies: medical emergencies suffer Chuck Norris.

How about we just start using the word “trump” as a term for the most disgusting and malevolent threst to humanity we see before us?

There’s your problem. Just keep the laugh track on and it stays funny.

Same deal with Friends and also a fair amount of standup.

Don’t forget christofascism!

I checked the talk page after the news came over my sources. They’ve been discussing whether or not he was dead for hours.

I imagine at least eight Wikipedians were compulsively refreshing twenty different news sites whilst hovering over the “edit source” button, waiting for the confirmation.

Damn, must’ve only just changed! I still have “is” in my cache.

Fandom sucks. Here are two tools you will find useful:

• Indie Wiki Buddy - This automatically redirects you away from Fandom and to an external wiki (e.g. Minecraft Wiki, Tardis Wiki, etc.)
• Breezewiki - This is a private and sans-bullshit frontend for Fandom, written in Racket and created by Cadence Ember (they are also the creator of CloudTube, Bibliogram, and the YouTube Annotation Archive, among other contributions). Indie Wiki Buddy can redirect to Breezewiki if an indie equivalent doesn’t exist.

rare nintendo w

You laugh now, but when they figure out they have to hold them forwards it’s over. /j

Remember when your car wasn’t also a PC?