Uh, what about all the money Microsoft has now to invest in making their products better? Wait…

Been moderately lifting weights since my 30s. No random aches or pains here. Also sometimes chicks complement me when I take my shirt off. Which is nice.

Yeah, that guy is arguing that it’s okay to harass women in elevators and putting words in my mouth but I’m the toxic one…

which, even with strangers, are a normal part of the human experience - don’t happen unless someone goes first.

Yeah, which why you have to read the fucking room. If you get in an elevator and they don’t greet or otherwise make it apparent that they’re open to conversation, you do not have a shot to take and they don’t want one with you. Leave them alone. They’re not in public to be fucking bothered, they’re there to meet friends, or partake in some service or event. If you’re not part of those things then you’re not invited.

No, but you joined the discussion on the same side as someone who did, and never distanced yourself from that statement until now.

Fuck off, I wasn’t taking anyone’s side, I was calling out your bullshit about someone being trapped in an elevator with you entitling you to their attention.

Yeah, it might be annoying most of the time, but so are a lot of interactions.

If those interactions are unnecessary then they shouldn’t happen either. Leave people the fuck alone.

If you follow that road you’d end up with anyone who talks to someone ever deserving to die in a fire which I think is unreasonable.

I never said anything about anyone deserving to die in a fire.

The whole mindset of even thinking about an “opener” or “shooting your shot” is creepy and entitled as fuck. Just be fucking normal, enter the elevator and say hi, then stfu and mind your business unless they give some indication that they’re interested in conversing with you. You’re not entitled to anyone’s attention and you don’t have a shot unless they offer you one.

So if I scream in your face for the duration of the ride on an elevator that’s perfectly fine because I’m not actually physically hurting you?

Idk but I think she’s the one that comes up on my YouTube shorts doing dumb shit all the time. It’s how I know it’s time to clear my browser again because once that shit starts my feed turns into garbage rapidly.

That’s 15 seconds too long. You’re not entitled to annoy people just because they’ll be able to leave soon.

Now that I think about it, getting everyone laid would be a fantastic team building exercise.

The house I live in is 4 years old and half the doors don’t close right.

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Do literally anything besides parenting.

I once worked at a place where we had to put signs up telling people not to put paper towels in the urinals. Three of us had a coordinated investigation going on to figure out who was doing it, we were down to only two or three suspects before the signs went up.

If a solid California 10 walks up to you at the bar right outside of the base, and she seems really interested in what you do for work, she’s not interested in you.

Okay but will she fuck me in exchange for secrets? Apparently I’m unfuckable in this scenario, this could be my only chance.

Never seen a single thing from him indicating he had any problem with his father. He’s old enough to have his own presence so that fact that he doesn’t indicates his complicity.

We had a big magnet on wheels at the shop I used to work at. Could have easily modified it to work in a yard (if they don’t already make such a thing).

I have significantly lower standards for betraying my company.

Prioritize prosecuting those who have committed crimes in support of the current administration. If you don’t rid us of those motherfuckers first none of the social shit will stick.

Well yeah, he hasn’t killed himself yet.

Agreed, even if trans people absolutely dominated in every sport they participated in, why does the government need to be involved beyond prohibiting discrimination? Let the various sports organizations determine the best way for everyone to be able to participate fairly. It certainly shouldn’t be a top issue with all the other problems in the world.