Girl on left would convince herself she doesn’t deserve a rich partner if she actually had one

Or the band? Or the flora?

Starting a war only kills certain demographics, namely young poor people, as well as anyone who lives in a place that gets bombed.

Police handle other demographics.

Note to self: make shoes to sell to rich people

I read your comment in Dale’s voice

OP post wife asked about “kids, families, jobs.” There are plenty of families where there would be no news about those subjects. But furthermore, there are plenty of topics that were probably mentioned but then forgotten because they were mundane.

Looks over at my wife ok bro

… for not boring each other with mundane anecdotes? Lol

I’m sure your friends totally love when you talk about yourself, though

Maybe they think shaming will be effective

Therapy doesn’t fix reality.

Getting modeling work is shitty?

Our reaction to such a scenario should be the same as if they were recording with their phone.

You wouldn’t turn into a blithering feral beast because someone was recording you with their phone. Why should it matter if they’re using glasses instead?

you still go left to right

Unless there’s implied multiplication, which there is. Then you do that before the explicit division.

Go for the flowers, stay for the etymology of fictional country names

TIL the two countries in The Princess Bride are both named after a Dutch currency

That’s three felonies, counting the threat

They half-assed it by leaving the edge black

Pitch. There weren’t countertenor parts we needed to fill, the teacher was just determining everyone’s native range and that’s where she fell.

You’re right, I got confused because I went to high school with a girl who sang countertenor, but it’s usually guys

Lead vocalist sings somewhere in the soprano-countertenor range

Crossposting a typo is so funny. Ok, so I know proofreading is old-fashioned, but even in a title?