I should probably call her…

something something Rule 2

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Oh shit, my bad. Cousin, for real?

Damn the shitshow gets deeper and deeper…

No, he had Alice Huang, not Hugh Wang.

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What you folks figure he never wears that jacket again, and switches to AMD…?

Wait wait wait, last I heard, his nephew cousin is CEO of AMD…

I still have my Yahoo account. Same username no less.

Yes, I’m that old…

I’m token right now, token on a joint.

Fuck M$

Some dickhead AI CEO shot himself in the RAM sticks.

He fucked around and found himself out…

Hey now, I’m from that southern M state.

I can never remember if it’s spelled Missipissi or Missishitty though…

Would you like a bigger penis? Where would you like it?

I can show you some places…

Keep your chips. Keep them safe…

Well now I’m hungry…

I actually have more RAM available, I usually dip them in the blood of the billionaires.

/s

That’s my serious no joke point.

Let’s say your faulty RAM stick has some faulty bits. Okay.

Does that mean it’s trash? NO!!!

What you got on your faulty RAM stick, 8 or 16 chips?

I can almost guarantee that only one of those chips are faulty…

No no no!

Each chip is an individual component, and can be resoldered/repurposed on another RAM stick.

I post bullshit yeah, but let’s not be wasteful now…

Fine, I would have given you a pair, DDR2/3 era, if you just asked nicely and met me behind the local Waffle House…

No no, this is clearly a shadow post.

But feel free to feet your …

What the fuck was I saying?..

Yummy cookie cocoa beans!

I’m still waiting on my deep fried RAM sticks…

Fuck Nestlé

Would you like to ride the Fediverse Horse Sandy?