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In Texas it’s illegal for a landlord not to provide hot water, but if the water heater breaks all the landlord has to do is say “I’m working on it.” and that’s it.

I had a friend who went without hot water for 8+ months. I thought for sure there’s some legal group who could help. There is, and they told me the above.

Well now when you’re interviewing in front of the board for the position of Nvidia CEO theyre going to ask you what you meant by posting this meme.

You’ve ruined your future prospects at getting that job!

Dang, IT attack simulations are getting intense.

The Texas Senate is still heavily red. Abortion would be a non-starter on top of what you’ve said here.

Yeah, the thing about parents in this case is that if the solutions isn’t easy as fuck then they’re going to give up immediately and go get whatevers at best buy.

I don’t think any of you making this comment have worked in a small office before. For most, the closest thing resembling IT is when there’s a problem Becky calls her grandson.

Au contraire, you are thinking too hard.

Wooooow. Had to clear the cobwebs and dust to read this old magic. Neato!

I live near the guy. He’s trying very hard to turn my country into a corporatist fascist hell hole. He is a global leader in spreading violent hate against my friends. He and everything he touches deserves as much public shame as can be heaped upon it. People should be worried to support that violence.

What are you, a fucking idiot? Get out of here with your cast frames fake news bullshit. Cybertrucks have Gigacast aluminum frames. You see, it’s exactly like casting, but that’s it. It’s casting.

Open season on cybertruck owners. The car isn’t as ugly as who they bought it from.

I’m not a car industry expert, but the cybertruck has to go down as one of the biggest failures. I think in large part due to the trajectory of sales expected vs realized, and what might have been if Tesla put all that focus into the cheap, modest model they kept promising.

The gerrymandering is still there. The blue wave was big enough to overcome it, but unless the maps are redrawn it’s still providing an advantage in the future.

I keep saying that this is just the start, but also as a Texan what a hell of a start.

Don’t know if they’re the same, but those two were going around my chats Wednesday morning

Edit: To clarify, I don’t know in the sense that I can’t focus on them long enough, or god forbid commit the to memory long enough to compare one to the other. I do thoroughly enjoy the vibe, though.

🍆🍆🍆🚨🚨 ATTENTION ⚠️📢 MY FILTHY 🫦💋 LITTLE 🤏 CONSTITUTIONAL CUNTS 📜🍑💦🇺🇸‼️ ERECTION 🗳️🍆💦 NIGHT 🌙✨ HAS OFFICIALLY 🚨✅ REACHED CLIMAX 😩🥵💦💦💦 THE BLUE BALLS 🔵🔵💙 HAVE EXPLODED 💥💥🌊💦 ALL OVER 🫨💦 DADDY DONNY’S 🍊👴🏻🤡 ORANGE FACE 😭💦🍊‼️ THE UNITED SLUTS 🇺🇸🍑💋 OF AMERICUM 🦅🗽✨ HAVE FINALLY 🙌🎉 GOTTEN THEIR DEMOCRUSSY 💙🫦🍑💦 BACK‼️🌊💙 JAMES TALAFREAKO 🤠🍆💋 IS SERVING 💅✨ TEXASS 🍑🤠🔥 WHILE KEN PAXTON 🐷🥦🤢 IS GAGGING 🤮😵‍💫 ON HIS FUCKING VEGETABLES 🥕🥬🥦🍆‼️ LINDSEY GRAHAM 👵🏻📿😭 HAS LOST HIS SOUTH CAROLINUSSY 🌴🍑💦 TO FANNIE ANDREWS 💃🔥💅👑 AND VIVEK RAWDOGSWAMY 🐎🍆🥵 IS GETTING HIS BLOW-HIO BUSSY 🍑💦🫦 DEMOLISHED 💥💥🍆 BY SHERROD BROWN 🤎💪🔥‼️ MAGA 🐘🍊🤡 IS PISSING 💦🚽 SHITTING 💩🚨 CRYING 😭😭 AND BEGGING 🥺🙏 FOR GRINDR TRADE 📲🍆🍑👀‼️ 🚨🚨🚨 THE BLUE WAVE 🌊💙🌊💙 HAS LEFT THE REPUBLICUNTS 🐘🍑🤡 HIGH 🥴⬆️ DRY 🏜️🌵 AND HORNY 🍆😩🥵‼️💅🍑💦 THE STATUE OF LIBERTY 🗽🇺🇸✨ IS SERVING CUNT 👑💋💅🍑 THE LAND 🏔️🌎 OF THE FREE 🦅🗽 IS OFFICIALLY ✅🎉 THE HOME 🏠💕 OF THE FREAKS 🫦😈🏳️‍🌈💗💜💙🍆💦 AND THE CUNTSTITUTION 📜🍑🦅 NOW REQUIRES 🚨⚖️ MANDATORY SLAYTRIOTISM 🇺🇸💅👑✨‼️ IN GOD 🙏⛪️ WE THRUST 👉🏼👌🏼🍆💦😩 💌💌 SEND 📫➡️💌 THIS TO 2️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR FREAKIEST 🫦😈💅 BLUE-BALLED 🔵🔵💦 BALLOT BABES 🗳️🍑💋 IF YOU GET 🔟 BACK 🔙💌 YOU’RE A NATIONAL 🇺🇸🦅 CUNTSTITUTIONAL 📜🍑 TREASURE 💎👑💅✨ IF YOU GET 5️⃣✋ YOU’RE A BIPARTISAN 🤝💙❤️ BOTTOM 🍑🫦😩 AND IF YOU GET 0️⃣🚫😭 YOU’RE A DONALD FRUMP 🎺🤡🍊 WITH NO TRADE 🚫🍆💔 NO RIGHTS 🚫📜⚖️ AND NO BUSSY 🚫🍑😭‼️ GOD BLESS 🙏✨ THE UNITED SLAY-TES 🇺🇸🦅💙🌊💦💅👑🍆🍑‼️

🚨🌊🌊 THE BIG BLUE 💦💦 TSUNAMI 🌊🌊🚨 HAS 🍆 ARRIVED 🍆 YOU 😩😩 FILTHY 😈 ELECTORAL 😈 FREAKS 🍑🍑🥵 The 🐴🔵 DONKEYS 🔵🐴 just went ALL 💯💯 THE 💯💯 WAY 🍆🍆 in BOTH 👐👐 CHAMBERS 🏛️🏛️ of CONGRESS 😫😫 and they did NOT 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️ pull out 😳😳💦 It’s a 🔵🔵 BLUE-KAKKE 🔵🔵 from SEA 🌊 to SHINING 🌊 SEA 💦 The 🐘🔴 ELEPHANTS 🔴🐘 are crying 😭😭 into their 🗳️ RECOUNT 🗳️ forms 📝📝 because their 🍆 MAJORITY 🍆 went SOFT 😔😔 right when it MATTERED 📉📉💀 The HOUSE 🏠🏠? CLAIMED 😈😈 The SENATE 🏛️🏛️? BRED 🥵🥵 The FILIBUSTER?? 😳 Getting 👉👌 RAILED 👉👌 by SIMPLE 🍆 MAJORITY 🍆 VOTES 💦💦 GAY 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 SHARIA 📜📜 LAW 🔨 is now 🥵 OFFICIALLY 🥵 SPREADING 🍑🍑 across the CUNTRY 🇺🇸😩 and your 🧔 UNCLE 🧔 at THANKSGIVING 🦃🦃 is ALREADY 😱😱 SWEATING 💦💦💦 So BEND 🙇🙇 OVER 🍑 for TWO 2️⃣ YEARS 📅📅 of 🔵 LEGISLATIVE 🔵 POUNDING 🔨🔨🍆 because the GAVEL 🔨 is BLUE 🔵 and it is THICC 🍆😤

I remember building a computer in 2004 and finally making the decision to not include a floppy drive since I had just been booting from the CD drive for the past couple of issues anyways.

I was reminded of this several years later when I made the decision not to include a disk drive in my latest build.

For the past ten years? No.

I heard a commentator last night say that Ted Cruz is going to be the bellwether for the GOP going forward. Dude is such a spineless rat that he’ll just head wherever he sees the power shifting. The man flew the Cancun to avoid helping his own constituents, so this makes sense to me.

It’s most important to remember that us Americans very well might have been okay with the corruption and fascism if the admin just weren’t fucking stupid about it.