Slow sarcastic applause.

Yes, migrating is never going to be outright easy, but there is significant help and support available. See my root comment for more information.

I’ll just leave this here:

https://commission.europa.eu/topics/research-and-innovation/choose-europe_en

He would reach a breaking point with the Democratic Party? That sentiment is richer than Elon Musk, and twice as moronic.

In addition to your educational responsibilities, we’d like you to act as the shield and the sword of the party, sorry, I meant state.

Sincerely yours,

Ministerium für Staatssicherheit

Yeah. I don’t belive them.

“Its weight will also help dampen the effects of earthquakes, make little children laugh with joy and increase the beneficial effects of the Sun on human mood by reflecting additional sunshine from its gaudy baroque accoutrements.”

How magnanimous of them.

All those years of blowing saxophones weren’t for nothing.

Well, Mamdani is a handsome fella, and we all know what Trump’s like with those. I’m willing to bet his magnificent new 'stache draws Trump in like one of those magnets he doesn’t know how works.

Not going to theorise on repressed homosexuality or anything

No no, of course not. Apropos nothing in particular, does anybody else recall that time when Trump gave a blowjob to his mike live on air? Or that time he was obsessed with the size of that golf player’s penis, or…

Like any good fascist.

And meanwhile, I care about none of these idiots. But equally.

Damn straight. Immoral though it may be, illegal it’s not. The export ban evasion is.

It’s not like anybody in the US could afford to use emergency services anyway.

Unless you’re the unfortunate owner of a 5080 in which case…

Nah, it’s trying too hard. Like a old guy trying to get into the pants on a younger woma-… Oh.

It’s weird how you can be so right and yet so wrong at the same time. Don’t get me wrong though: I don’t want the wrong part to be wrong. That’s not your fault.

That’s some nice modified Xiaolin Wu-style anti-aliased line rendering. Nice font too. Fuck, now I want to go dig out my June 1992 Dr. Dobbs issue.

I’m… pretty sure that topic has absolutely nothing to do with democracy.